MONKEY THUMPER

Used to descibe a firearm carried by police officers.

Cop 1: We're issused the Smith and Wesson 4006 pistol.

Cop 2: Wow! That's a nice monkey thumper.

MONKEY THUMPER by The Real Malice August 12, 2006

monkeyhumper 

another term for any annoying wordemo/word kid.

Ewwww. You listen to Modest Mouse? You stupid monkeyhumper.

monkeyhumper by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

monkeyhumper 

Monkeyhumpers are from the usually people infected with dysturbedstatic's disease. They have an alarming urge to have anal sex with monkeys. please see also:
queer
homo
buttfucker
and my favorite
rimjob

That monkeyhumper just doesn't know when to quit humping, does he? When they bleed you just have to give up.

monkeyhumper by michaellee33 April 5, 2005