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monkey spunk 

A cream colored oil used to clean and preserve metal gun parts.
slap a little of that there monkey spunk on my barrel, would ya there Brucey.

monkey spunk 

A thick white substance created by a monkey during the process of ejaculation.
Oh my this monkey spunk tastes bad!
Did you see where i left my monkey spunk?

monkey spunk 

To look so discraceful that you resemble the spunk of a monkey.
For fuck's sake, you look like some monkey spunk from the end of a monkey's penis!
monkey spunk by Pubert Tongue May 10, 2006

monkey spunk 

Used as a tame expletive as opposed to f@ck or sh@t.
Oh monkey spunk!!! What a load of monkey spunk!!! You dumb monkey spunk!!! etc
monkey spunk by Simon Parke-Davis November 21, 2003

monkey spunk 

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face
monkey spunk by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022

monkey spunk bucket 

A person or persons whom eat their own seaman/spunk/cum
Guy1- dude I ate my own cum
Guy2- omg your such a monkey spunk bucket
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