"Mother Others (would) Like (to) Fuck"

A mom who you know that all your horny friends would totally do, but since you know her personality flaws you are not interested.

- That gal in the office is so freaking annoying, she is a talkaholic and whatever she has to say does not make any sense... Plus she talks a lot about her kids, she is too young anyway to have kids.
- But she's kinda good looking... I'd say she's a MILF.
- Maybe for you bro. For me it's a no-go - which makes her a MOLF.

MOLF by Szlengmester March 7, 2014

Related Words

Molf • Molfait cardanul • Molfer • molfidyke • Molfin • A molfai cardanul

Molf

A phase that stands for More Or Less Fly, used when doing or trying something for the first time with a medium to high level of enjoyment.

I hate to say it, but this goat cheese is MOLF!

Molf by Valerie4789 May 24, 2008

Molf

The act of accidentally mistaking a moth for a milf whilst black out drunk and realising you impregnated a moth the next morning I

Moth daddy (drunk) “argh god fuckin’ damn it I pulled a Molf again”

Molf by Aidsmaster69420 December 2, 2024

Molfer

Type of log for camp fire that burns for a few hours.

Shall we put a Molfer on.

Molfer by Dean14tunisia August 17, 2021

molfidyke

A living organism with both a penis and a vagina.

Once thought to be a mythical creature, an old sage pointed out that Loyd was actually a real life molfidyke and used his sage powers to show me that Loyd did indeed have what looked to be a small penis and an incredibly large vagina.

molfidyke by Rich Pendarvis December 31, 2007

Molfait cardanul

In Romanian it means to suck the dick.

Ea ti-a molfait cardanul cu placere!

Molfait cardanul by Kekutz December 6, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026