Any man, woman, child, car, animal, machine.. any thing.. that ends up ripping you off, or plans to.
Bro1: "aren't you gonna get a soda?"
Bro2: "fuck no, that store's a fuckin MIZE for a dollar a can!"
or:Bro1: "hey Dave, can I get some gas money?"
Bro2:"no, bro, I just bought you a quart of High Life"
Bro1:"thanks a lot, you fuckin MIZE!"
Bro2: "fuck no, that store's a fuckin MIZE for a dollar a can!"
or:Bro1: "hey Dave, can I get some gas money?"
Bro2:"no, bro, I just bought you a quart of High Life"
Bro1:"thanks a lot, you fuckin MIZE!"
by J. SPIZE May 18, 2004

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Mize, also mise. Magic the Gathering vernacular, referring to any unexpected yet beneficial event. Corruption of "Might as well..."
by KHD June 07, 2003

A chick who is extremely hot that you'd bend over backwards for just to make the happy and see em smile.
by The real Amoy March 28, 2010
