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Any man, woman, child, car, animal, machine.. any thing.. that ends up ripping you off, or plans to.
Bro1: "aren't you gonna get a soda?"
Bro2: "fuck no, that store's a fuckin MIZE for a dollar a can!"
or:Bro1: "hey Dave, can I get some gas money?"
Bro2:"no, bro, I just bought you a quart of High Life"
Bro1:"thanks a lot, you fuckin MIZE!"
MIZE! by J. SPIZE May 18, 2004
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When someone ignores you. Often used in South Africa in this context.
"Duddee. I asked her if she wanted to go out and she mized me"
Mize by Krybaby007 August 31, 2017
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When you ignore someone or get ignored by someone.
You read my message and opened my snapchats but you still mized me
Mize by the cactus jack August 7, 2017
When you avoid something or don’t respond to something.
I asked him where he wants to go but he likes to mize me.
Mize by Finger sex November 21, 2018
Mize, also mise. Magic the Gathering vernacular, referring to any unexpected yet beneficial event. Corruption of "Might as well..."
"Ah ha! I mized a shock!"
Mize by KHD June 7, 2003
A chick who is extremely hot that you'd bend over backwards for just to make the happy and see em smile.
Mize
"Luv yah mize!"

"ahaLuv yah too hun!"
Mize by The real Amoy March 28, 2010
When you ignore someone or when someone ignores you
Why did you mize my texts bro
Mize by Kxblo. Ww May 8, 2019
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