MING

(noun) An neologistic acronymisation of 'Mega Intense Nerd Geek'

MINGs know EVERYTHING.
MINGS can NEVER LIE.

They are students at High School who are (in the words of a certain MING I know) as clever and cunning as a fox which has eaten a brain pie.

Secretly, underneath it all, they're quite nice people.

NB: The MING can evolve, much in the same way as pokemon (we did say Nerd Geek, didn't we?) into a MINGER when they are Eating Rice. Once MINGER, they will immediately lose all their brains and become an average person, albeit with awful fashion taste and a funny smell hanging around them...

A: Wow, that guy knows everything!

B: Of course he does- that's the class MING.

by Mr BlueSockEater February 27, 2010

Ming Ming

An Asian (especially foreign born Chinese) trophy wife typically married to a rich non asian guy.

That nerd married a hot Ming Ming after he took his tech company public and made millions.

by Mplad August 24, 2006

Ming Ming Ming

A word to let people know that no one cares about what they are saying and your not listening

Rowan: my dad always beats me

Jake: I swear rowan everytime you talk all I hear is Ming Ming Ming

by Mazzzzza July 31, 2020

Minge

A slang term for vagina, typically used in the UK, particularly in the south.

Can be used as an alternative for fanny, cunt, twat, sausage wallet, gash, lady box, pink cave, axe wound, split etc.

An idiot, moron, foolish person. "Why did you do that you absolute minge!?"

I'll never get tired of looking at minge on the Internet!

You have a gorgeous minge, my dear!

Hey Jeff, stop acting like a minge in front of the ladies!

by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022

Ming Ming

a saying that describes liking or something along those lines.

*watching a movie*
*romantic scene comes on*
Amanda: Ming Ming! ;D

by stop staring lol February 09, 2012

Minge

The area on the female body including the mons pubis, clitoris and vaginal regions. Also knows as a 'pussy' pussytwat

As she bent over the coffin I could tell she forgot to put on underwear as I could see her minge..

by ReubenTroy February 09, 2016

minging

anything foul, smelly or nasty

"Ugh! This mouldy cheese is minging!"

by Bob August 09, 2003