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Milk A Milf Day 

Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.
Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?

Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY

Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.
Milk A Milf Day by fairyfaggot February 26, 2021

Milf Milker

An ass hole friend; who you walk in on milking your mom.
The milf milker milked Kayla duPont last weekend; she has huge tits!
Milf Milker by Mike & Jack May 15, 2006

Milf Milker

A man who is attracted to lactating moms, because he is obsessed with drinking breast milk straight from the tap.
"Why's he hooking up with her?... she just someone else's kid about a month ago."

" Didn't you know?... Bobby's a real Milf Milker."
Milf Milker by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

MILF Milking March 

It's that time of the year. Related to trends such as NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December), MMM, also known as MILF Milking March is the month where you milk a MILF's titties, and fill a glass with her milk, every single day.

If you shall take the more difficult and buffed version of the challenge, try MMMM, also known as MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH.
Don: Dude, you ready for MILF Milking March?

Kevin: Hell yeah, I'm ready for MMM! I got my big titty MILF prepared.

Don: Oh man. Good luck, dude. I'm still finding my MILF since Valentine's Day.

Kevin: Welp, better luck next year if you don't hurry up.
MILF Milking March by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022

MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH 

The advanced and more difficult version of the MILF Milking March challenge.

Unlike, casual MMM, MMMM, has rules similar to DDD (Destroy Dick December), where the main objective is to still milk a MILF's titties to fill up a glass, but this time, 1 glass increasing per day, and with the correct corresponding number to the date.

So, if it's March 13th, any amount of Milves better be ready to be milked and fill up 13 cups in total.
Don: What the absolute hell?!

Chad: WEAKLINGS! I have an army of Milves to prepare myself for MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH!

Kevin: HOLY SHIT! He's not just doing normal MMM, he's attempting MMMM!
MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022