metropolitan 

1. noun - A ridiculous, unbelievable loss that you will likely lose sleep over.

2. verb - To let a seemingly inevitable win slip from your grasp, be it long or short term. Best used when done repeatedly.

3. adjective - Ridiculous in nature.

Etymology - New York Metropolitans (Major League Baseball)

1: "Dude! How did we lose that game...?"

"Don't worry about it, it was just a metropolitan."

2: "Did you see the game last night man?"
"Ugh, did they pull a metropolitan on that one, or what??"

3: "You seem off today, what's wrong?"
"Just having a metropolitan day, is all."

metropolitan by Mikayyz June 14, 2009

metropolitan 

(n) The act of vomiting on another person's ass and then proceeding to violate said person anally, essentially stirring the vomit with your penis (a dildo is an acceptable substitute in the case of lesbians).

Andrew gave his fiancé a metropolitan shortly before the wedding was called off.

metropolitan by DoubleA November 11, 2008

metropolitan innundation syndrome 

Metropolitan Innundation Syndrome, or MIS, has two main manifestations.

The most prominent occurs when someone of rural or suburban origins travels to a large city. Symptoms include disorientation, slow reactions (as they are unused to the faster pace of life), respiratory problems (from polution), hearing loss and/or tinitus (caused by city noise), and eye strain (from excessive light exposure).

The second manifestation occurs when a city-dweller travels to suburbia or a rural area. The primary symptom in this case is boredome, and subsequent substance abuse or destructive behavior.

Type I: WTF? Where am I? All the streets look the same! I can't think with all this noise and light!

Type II: Dude! There's no Starbucks here! Let's get drunk and burn stuff.

metropolitan innundation syndrome by fox September 6, 2005

Metropolitan Avenue 

Metropolitan Avenue is a major avenue located in Queens NY. It starts off at Jamaica Avenue by the Van Wyck Expressway in Richmond Hill and goes all the way to Williamsburg in Brooklyn from there. Metropolitan Avenue is known to be a major truck route in Queens and is also a major commercial strip for most of the neighborhoods it cuts through, which includes Kew Gardens, Forest Hills, Middle Village, Maspeth, Ridgewood, and Williamsburg. Metromall is located on Metropolitan Avenue in Middle Village. The Q54 is Metropolitan Avenue's main bus.

Take Metropolitan Avenue to reach Fresh Pond Road.

Metropolitan Avenue by NYC Metalhead September 4, 2006

metropolitan police 

The DC Police department

That's the MEtropolitan Police station over there

metropolitan police by Bruh_9669 May 12, 2015

Metropolitan Police 

Corrupt, Institutionally Racist, Filty Swine, Bacon sarnie 🥓, Worksworth, Good for nothing

Metropolitan Police Lol

Metropolitan Police by lilwisdom June 15, 2021

metropolitan caveman 

Someone who is brutishly strong, but is civilized enough to file their nails.

Zara: Are you filing your nails?
Lloyd: Fo sho' nigga
Zara: You're the true metropolitan caveman

metropolitan caveman by Swaggakidfosho December 18, 2013