A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite
dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a
red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local
trash company a small manlet named Eric
Trump discovered this cache of
red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father
money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
