2 definitions by SalWithoutOrfice
A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023
A hardcore punkrock band from Philadelphia Pennsylvania formed by Pat Society and Mick D'Kaye. Formed when the two met in 10th grade and bonded over a shared love of The Cro Mags and DRI , they originally began Violent Society as a joke, writing songs making fun of the asshole jocks and teachers in thier technical school.
The album "Not Enjoyin It" (released in 1995) is one of the most underrated brilliant punk hardcore releases of the past 25 years. They released a bunch of others but this record fucking smokes- everyone of the goddamn 20+ songs are anthems and bands like The Casualties and The Virus only wish they wrote a single memorable song matching the caliber of anything on Not Enjoyin it
The album "Not Enjoyin It" (released in 1995) is one of the most underrated brilliant punk hardcore releases of the past 25 years. They released a bunch of others but this record fucking smokes- everyone of the goddamn 20+ songs are anthems and bands like The Casualties and The Virus only wish they wrote a single memorable song matching the caliber of anything on Not Enjoyin it
"Wassup Mike Crasshole, you wanna go check out VIOLENT SOCIETY and AUS ROTTEN in West Philly tonite after we snatch a few 40oz brewskies from Hoagie City?"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023