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Matias is really friendly guy. He never talk shit about anyone. Hes wholesome, strong and funny. Matias is loved by everyone. He also got the biggest dick in the world but he never brings it up because hes so humble. Hes 10/10 looking guy who every girl wants.
"M4tias is the funniest guy omg"
"yeah ikr he got rly big dick too!"
M4tias by I own a porsche March 18, 2019
Words you can keep
A very good friend who will always be there.

He will have a lot if troubles so you must be there to help him and let him vent to you.
He is also a very good partner to have. He will always be sweet to you and never fail to make you laugh.
Loves to tease you about your fears and insecurities, but he will never mean it in a mean way.
Contains 90% dirty jokes.
Person 1: Hey, that guy is very funny even though he kept teasing me about being short.

Person 2: Yep, that's a Matias.
Matias by Falconyze July 29, 2018

Matias Perälä 

Finnish pro athlete. Specialised in swimming, but can also play volleyball. He is also one of the millionares that Atte Korkiamäki helped to create. Grew in the getto of Iisalmi and now has a dog.

He made various unofficial swimming world records in the swimming pool of Iisalmen uimahalli. (25m)

He wore the same watch for around 35 years and cannot take it off.

He also tried to get in to esports via overwatch 2. His main hero was D.va.

Can be seen in the streets always wearing adidas clothes.
Holy omg is that matias!!!!!???????

Oh yeah that simba dog is very cute yes i think that is matias perälä.
Matias Perälä by kivekset November 17, 2022
A strong, sexy, nice guy with a huge dick and all the girls want him.
"Hey, u know Matias"
"Yeah, he gets more pussy that garret"
Matias by Lalapupuchuchukookoo January 4, 2015
Someone who likes to goof around. Is usually a soccer freak who likes all the girls and will want to be your friend if you talk to him. Makes a lot of silly jokes. Will like to embarrass you most of the time.
"Did you see Matias?"
"Yeah. He told me a joke that was so bad I cringed to the sky."
Matias by otterfan192 March 30, 2018
A sex goddess, who can get any girl, will win any fight, he is very funny and cool and sexy. A god, a anime god. Gets more pussy than you. Can create and destroy the world.
Matias is the best!

I know right?
Matias by Only the truth here March 11, 2018
Matias is the hottest fucking kid you’ll ever meet. He gets the most fucking pussy and has sex everyday he fucks girls on a daily and all the girls want him inside of them.
Person 1: oh jheeeeez he’s fucking hot
Person 2: ya duh he’s Matias

Person 1: I want his dick in my pussy right now
Matias by Xxygzz_jr March 18, 2019
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