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The polite form of Mush It In - referring to any act of intercourse following excessive ingestion of alcohol or drugs.
Fuck you bourbon! Who's up for a little M.I.I.?
M.I.I. by Demarke May 23, 2013
Words you can keep
A M.I.I. is a shortened was of saying mentily ill ingot. Which is a term used to describe a single mentally ill person in a polite-ish sort of way.
Based on the way the person is acting the old man said ro his friends "that person is a M.I.I." as to not upset the person by calling them mentally ill.

I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W 

If I give you my hand will you take it and make me the happiest man in the world
Hey babe I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W!

I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W 

Would you go with me if we roll down streets of fire.
Would you hold on to me tiiiighteeer?
As the summer sun got hiiighheeeerrrr.
If we rolled from town-to-town, and never shut it dooooowwnnnnn.

Would you go with meeeee?
If we were looost in fields of cloooooveeeer?
Would we walk even clooossseeerrr?
Until the trip was oovveeerrr?
And would it be okayyy if I didn't know the waayyyyyyyy?

If I gave you my hand would you take it and make me the happieeest man in the woooooooorrrld?
If I told you my heart couldn't beat one more minuuute withoouuut you, girrrrlllll?
Would you accompany me to the edge of the sea, let me know if your reaalllyyy a dreeaaaammm.
I love you sooooo, so would you go with meeeeeeeeeeee?

Would you go with meeeeeee?
If we rode the clouds togeeeeeetheeeerrr?
Could you not look down foreeeeeveeeer?
If you were lighter than a feaaaatheeeer?
What if I set you freeeee, would you go with meeeeeeeeeeeeee?

If I gave you my hand would you take it and make me the happieesstt man in the woooooooooorld?
If I told you my heart couldn't beat one more minnute withoooouut you, girrrrlllll?
Would you accompany me to the edge of the seaa, help me tie up the ends of a dreeaaaamm?

I gotta knooowww, would you go with meeeeeeeeeeee?
I love you soooooooo, so would you go with meeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Jack: Hey, I want to tell you something....
Isabelle: What is it?
Jack: I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W?
Isabelle: Uhm...... pardon?
Jack: I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W?
Isabelle: the fuck

C.D.R.M.I.I.D 

Compulsive, disassociative ,rapid mental illness increase disorder.
This happens when one catches a serious mental defect that begins with schizophrenia and gets worse very rapidly, some of the other stages are compulsive lying, manipulation,denial, dementia,drug abuse, home wrecking.
No one has found an exact order but we know it always starts with schizophrenia
G: I LIKE FEET!!! NO YOU LIKE FEET!! I EAT FEET!!!
B: wtf- you need help man rn
G:what?! No I don't! It's you who's loosing it!! Stut up or I'll fuck your mom!!
B: uhh- I think you have Compulsive, disassociative ,rapid mental illness increase disorder, I'll take you to the hospital
G:no way man!! I need to go get my weed
B: STOP YOU'LL MAKE YOUR C.D.R.M.I.I.D WORSE!!
C.D.R.M.I.I.D by Togamiii April 24, 2022

H.M.I.I.M.Y.F.B. 

Hate me if it makes you feel better. A term used when someone is slinging hate at you but you don't give a flying fuck. Can be said in person but commonly found in text.
Text(Hater) Suck a fat chode you loser. (you) H.M.I.I.M.Y.F.B.
In person(Hater) I hope you die in a car crash faggot. (you) Hate me if it makes you feel better.
H.M.I.I.M.Y.F.B. by Fuck Yee Hoe September 19, 2020

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m 

I wanna suck your dick then when you're about to cum I want you to put it in me
i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m
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