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Mutually Assured Destruction is the term used when one country launches nuclear warheads against another and that country retaliates in kind, resulting in the destruction of both much like the Fallout series. This theory is usually in association with the fail: deadly prodecure.
Dont nuke America cause they is M.A.D.!!
m.a.d by vitamin D September 30, 2012
mutually annoyed deviants
ARe you m.a.d.?
m.a.d. by IHAVETHEPOWA! March 26, 2010
abbreviation for Midwestern Ass Disease. An affliction which is rampant throughout the Midwest and particularly the Detroit area in which a girl's ass is much larger proportionately than the rest of her body. Possible causes of this disease are the cold winters, and a total lack of walking.
She looked good from the waist up, but she had a bad case of M.A.D.
M.A.D. by majawe September 29, 2005
Money All Day. some one who gets M.A.D. is always making money
Nigga i saty stacked...i get M.A.D.
M.A.D. by BreezieBrizzle88 June 19, 2007
(Mack Awesome Dude/Dame). An abbreviation that describes someone you know.
"That girl is M.A.D.!"
Someone is so mad at the game that they decide to block you and never talk to you again because they are absolute dog sh*t at the game
M.A.D by Djdjchdhdyudjsjfhrhdh February 26, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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