Macalester Affective Disorder, where whenever you set foot on Macalester campus you just want to bust a cap up everyone's ass. Often coupled with seasonal affective disorder, cause it's fucking cold up here.
Mutually Assured Destruction is the term used when one country launches nuclear warheads against another and that country retaliates in kind, resulting in the destruction of both much like the Fallout series. This theory is usually in association with the fail: deadly prodecure.
abbreviation for Midwestern Ass Disease. An affliction which is rampant throughout the Midwest and particularly the Detroit area in which a girl's ass is much larger proportionately than the rest of her body. Possible causes of this disease are the cold winters, and a total lack of walking.
She lookedgood from the waist up, but she had a bad case of M.A.D.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.