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Dangerous and insecure. Do not give your phone to Måzart. It will be savageously demolished. Keep your children away. He will destroy them. Never trust a Måzart. Stay away from him at all costs. He may seem cute and innocent, but he is the actual devil inside. Look out for Måzart. If you see him, run as fast as you can.
“Daddy look! What a cute pony!”
“Stay away son, it’s Måzart.”
Måzart by Stalker77 June 28, 2018
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St. Maarten 

A "friendly island" in the Caribbean sea that is 1 part of a whole. It's the dutch side of the split island. It is part of the Netherlands Antilles, along with Curacao,Bonaire, St. Eustatius, and Saba. English and dutch are the official languages.
Oh sweet St. Maarten land
So bright by beach and strand
With sailors on the sea and harbors free
Where the chains of mountains green
Variously in sunlight sheen
St. Maarten by Tweetygyal March 6, 2009
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MacArthur 

most possibly the most badass name of all time, anyone who wields this name must be a complete bad ass if not they are obligated to change their last name or else another MacArthur will come, an actual badass, and repeatedly kick their ass
Guy: dude see that guy right there he's a MacArthur
Guy 2: i can see, he makes Chuck Norris look like a little bitch
MacArthur by reidthecoolguy May 24, 2011

Mazariego 

Mazariego of royal Spanish traditions. Verb: describing something of royal excellence, standards, and/or pedigree; high caliber.
That estate is of Mazariego craftsmanship.
Mazariego by Andrés10 February 3, 2010

macarthur 

A Famous General during WW2 who was commander in cheif of Allied forces in the pacific, also Commander during the Korean War. He was the one who got the idea to launch an amphibious assault on inchon which pushed the koreans back to their own country. Noticable items he wore were sunglasses, a pipe ,and his militiry hat.
Quotes " I shall return"
" Old soldiers never die; they just fade away. And like the old soldier in that ballad, I now close my military career and just fade away, an old soldier who tried to do his duty as God gave him the sight to see that duty."
macarthur by Thats all i got to say September 7, 2005
The most entertaining person you will ever meet
You’re just like Maartje
Maartje by Lilp3092 June 21, 2020
One bad ass mofo who could rock the piano like no one else.
Bach ain't got nothin' on Mozart.

When I grow up, I want to be just like Mozart.
Mozart by Clyde November 12, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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