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Litos Baker's Dozen
Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.
"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"
Litos Baker's Dozen by CarLitosA January 9, 2009
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Lyosha
Lyosha by Nyodermann June 17, 2019
Litost [Lee' - toast]
Litost is a nearly untranslatable Czech word, a state of feeling miserable and humiliated. “Litost is a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery,” - The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera. Litost connects insult to revenge, with desire to strike back at the perceived source of one’s shame.
Litost [Lee' - toast] by B. McDoc September 6, 2005
Letosexual
A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Jared Leto and/or Shannon Leto (of 30 Seconds To Mars). You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Leto brothers, so you give up on guys.
Becoming Letosexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Leto are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.
Becoming Letosexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Leto are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.
Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend. honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Letosexual.
You: I can't, mom. I'm Letosexual.
Letosexual by 30secondstoleto October 31, 2011
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lytork by QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ June 17, 2009
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