Lytos

Shit are big shits

My lyTos fall in the bath

by Hellnigga October 25, 2019

Litos Baker's Dozen

Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.

"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"

by CarLitosA January 9, 2009

Lyosha

Lyosha is a Russian alternative for the name in particular, 'Alexey'.

(L•yo•sh•a)

"Have you seen Lyosha around?"
"Who? Alexey?"
"Yes, him"

by Nyodermann June 17, 2019

Litost [Lee' - toast]

Litost is a nearly untranslatable Czech word, a state of feeling miserable and humiliated. “Litost is a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery,” - The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera. Litost connects insult to revenge, with desire to strike back at the perceived source of one’s shame.

For example: double-litost, double-revenge Tupac Shakur vs. Notorious B.I.G.

by B. McDoc September 6, 2005

LaToshia

Beautiful inside and out. A woman who is strong, aggressive, and gets what she desires. Her eyes are the secret to her soul.

LaToshia is a hard worker.

by Tosh.81 December 21, 2016

Letosexual

A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Jared Leto and/or Shannon Leto (of 30 Seconds To Mars). You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Leto brothers, so you give up on guys.

Becoming Letosexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Leto are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.

Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend. honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Letosexual.

by 30secondstoleto October 31, 2011

lytork

A type of dinosaur using combat against evil ninjas that have settled in Canada

lytork- Alli Clark

by QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ June 17, 2009