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A person who stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure with higher frequency than the national average. Typically lonely and repressed in nature. Identifiable by their favoured arm being considerably more swoll than the other, along with very dry hand.
Chad: "Fucking hell that guy Hugh strokes his french stick a lot; 19 times a week I heard"
Brad: "Yeah he's a fucking Litos Badgend mate; he must be raw as fuck"
Chad: "Fucking incel"
Hugh: *fapfapfapfap.....*
by lb6969 February 04, 2018
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