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Lyngel
langelos
A washed up ex-marine prison guard in the new york state area, that beats inmates, who often challenges people over the internet to a fight, or so called "1v1"
langelos
A washed up ex-marine prison guard in the new york state area, that beats inmates, who often challenges people over the internet to a fight, or so called "1v1"
Langelos
A term used for someone who neglects children to play MMORPG. They tend to neglect their children, wife/husband and family members. Relationships with virtual partners normally form and are also found out. Normally families are broken apart, and the "Langelos" is made into a joke.
"You fucking Langelos, I hate you. "
"Dad when I grow up, I want to be 29 and neglect my children, just like you"
"Dad when I grow up, I want to be 29 and neglect my children, just like you"
Langelos by LangMarryMePlxFromWhite November 13, 2006
Lungelo
Lungelo's generally have big hearts for the people that they love and would do anything for the people that they love, they are also good and other things that includes pleasuring their sexual partners.
Lungelo by hiding ninja July 25, 2016
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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