Lyndhurst NJ

A town, One square mile. Most Drama EVER. all the girls are sluts, and the teenagers get drunk and high almost everyday. They think they are cool if they get so drunk, to where they fall over themselves, and if they can not remember anything the next day. they boys are all man whores and players. ALL of the guys are players. most of the children grades are bad. if your not a slut in this town (which would be surprising) your probably to ugly and fat. If your pretty and not a slut, then your probably weird. If your pretty, not a slut, and not weird then that's extremely surprising. there are a few kids like this. Maximum amount, about 15. This towns school system sucks.

Person 1 : have you ever been to Lyndhurst NJ?

Person 2: oh, you mean the small town, with all the sluts drama and man whore players, that will probably work at Wendy's when their older?

Person 1: YES! thats it!!

Lyndhurst NJ by Sally Swenger. March 16, 2011

Lyndhurst NJ

Lyndhurst NJ, a town located in Bergen County is quite a boring place for its average resident. Traffic here is crazy, and people are coming from Newark, Kearny, North Arlington, and New York. New Jersey drivers are known to be crazy, so in this town you'll hear the occasional 3 minute honk-fest. Lyndhurst NJ has quite a few spots to have fun, but is mostly quite a boring town. You can go to Riverside Park located on River Rd, overseeing the Passaic RIver. It's a great place to live if you work in Newark, as it's only a 10-11 minute car ride. Lyndhurst NJ is a italian mf so you're gonna see a lot of pizza shops located all around the town. Lyndhurst NJ is pretty small, and it borders Rutherford, and North Arlington. It has many major highways in a 1 mile vicinity. Such as Route 3, Route 7, Route 21, Route 17, I-95, and more. There are not a lot of spots, as I have said. There is 2 other parks beside Riverside Park, called Lyndhurst Township Park (the park where all the highschoolers and middleschoolers go) and Meadowlands park which is located near Orient Way. Now, lets talk about the people here. In the middle school you'll find a lot of 6th, and 7th graders vaping. It's funny, because this is a white suburb, with a middle school that cost over 100 million dollars to build.

Lyndhurst NJ is an alright place. As a resident of over 6 years, I'd say it's a bit boring. It can be nice though, I'd say.

Lyndhurst NJ by handleMYcandle December 23, 2022