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Lazy bastards who sit around doing fuck all, generally living off their girlfriend/state/girlfriends parents.
Also known as 'thieving losers' or 'parasites'.
Thieving Loser Pikey Parasite Lyncher
Lyncher by Dolegod2009 November 3, 2009
Words you can keep
"Lyncher is like an old, senile Batman wannabe, who's so weak he can barely lift a 5kg dumbbell, let alone fight crime in Gotham. He probably spends his days yelling at pigeons to 'stay away from the bat signal' while struggling to open his own jars of prune juice."
Did you hear papa acted like a complete Lyncher last night at the neighbours!
Lyncher by TheSignificantOne January 28, 2023

lyncher mobile

An American made truck/SUV usually with more rust than metal and still manages to somehow stay on the road. This truck is also usually driven by a white overweight male who hates anything foreign including Mexicans, Blacks, anything Japanese on the road. Items found in the trunk include rope, unidentifiable stains, some type of firearm, and occasionally a bag of lime.
The lyncher mobile is much every Ranger, S10, Bronco, F-150, Surbaban, Dakota, that fits that description. Its owners are pretty much always like this:

Jimbob: Just done got me a new Bronco with only sven inches a rust on er. Better go break er' in...

Jemedia: Well wer best ta go git them colored fokes befores them find out wha we got an trys to steal it!

Kit the Lyncher 

A character from The Walking Dead comics who hangs minorities and protects the whites in a KKK group in the zombie apocalypse from Volume 17: Something To Fear
"See those those bodies in the trees?" "That is the work of Kit the Lyncher!"
Kit the Lyncher by DoctorrNick December 8, 2014

ass lynched 

Having just been sodomized (literally or metaphorically) against one's will.
1. Every April 15, I get ass lynched by the fuckin' IRS.

2. The professor told the students that the midterms would be equivalent to being ass lynched.
ass lynched by jj1221 October 21, 2009

mommy luncher 

A parent who insists on treating their preteen child / children like babies. Specifically meeting with them during team lunches for sports teams their child participates in.
Look at that mommy luncher, she didn't have time to eat her lunch because she was blowing on her 12 year old son's hot chocolate to cool it off and then needed to put dressing on her 14 year old daughter's salad. She may not have enough energy to follow their ski lesson around this afternoon.
mommy luncher by DiscoChuck January 31, 2015

Lynchpreet

This term is used for pajeet sikhs 👳 ♂️ aka lagarjeets for lynching literally anybody accusing them for committing blasphemy.
Recently a group of lynchpreets killed a boy with special needs and an off duty Indian army officer returning home who entered the sikh temple to drink some water accusing them for hurting sikh sentiments and sacrilege of religious scriptures.
Lynchpreet by Pajeetslayer October 31, 2023
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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