Lyncher

Lazy bastards who sit around doing fuck all, generally living off their girlfriend/state/girlfriends parents.
Also known as 'thieving losers' or 'parasites'.

Thieving Loser Pikey Parasite Lyncher

by Dolegod2009 November 3, 2009

Lyncher

"Lyncher is like an old, senile Batman wannabe, who's so weak he can barely lift a 5kg dumbbell, let alone fight crime in Gotham. He probably spends his days yelling at pigeons to 'stay away from the bat signal' while struggling to open his own jars of prune juice."

Did you hear papa acted like a complete Lyncher last night at the neighbours!

by TheSignificantOne January 28, 2023

lyncher mobile

An American made truck/SUV usually with more rust than metal and still manages to somehow stay on the road. This truck is also usually driven by a white overweight male who hates anything foreign including Mexicans, Blacks, anything Japanese on the road. Items found in the trunk include rope, unidentifiable stains, some type of firearm, and occasionally a bag of lime.

The lyncher mobile is much every Ranger, S10, Bronco, F-150, Surbaban, Dakota, that fits that description. Its owners are pretty much always like this:

Jimbob: Just done got me a new Bronco with only sven inches a rust on er. Better go break er' in...

Jemedia: Well wer best ta go git them colored fokes befores them find out wha we got an trys to steal it!

by this guy over here January 1, 2009

Kit the Lyncher

A character from The Walking Dead comics who hangs minorities and protects the whites in a KKK group in the zombie apocalypse from Volume 17: Something To Fear

"See those those bodies in the trees?" "That is the work of Kit the Lyncher!"

by DoctorrNick December 8, 2014

ass lynched

Having just been sodomized (literally or metaphorically) against one's will.

1. Every April 15, I get ass lynched by the fuckin' IRS.

2. The professor told the students that the midterms would be equivalent to being ass lynched.

by jj1221 October 21, 2009

mommy luncher

A parent who insists on treating their preteen child / children like babies. Specifically meeting with them during team lunches for sports teams their child participates in.

Look at that mommy luncher, she didn't have time to eat her lunch because she was blowing on her 12 year old son's hot chocolate to cool it off and then needed to put dressing on her 14 year old daughter's salad. She may not have enough energy to follow their ski lesson around this afternoon.

by DiscoChuck January 31, 2015

Lynchpreet

This term is used for pajeet sikhs 👳 ♂️ aka lagarjeets for lynching literally anybody accusing them for committing blasphemy.

Recently a group of lynchpreets killed a boy with special needs and an off duty Indian army officer returning home who entered the sikh temple to drink some water accusing them for hurting sikh sentiments and sacrilege of religious scriptures.

by Pajeetslayer October 31, 2023