The so called "MILF" who abuses her children from Pokemon Sun and Moon that every average perverted Pokemon claims they are willing to fuck regardless of how terrible and batshit crazy she is.
"Lusamine or Wicke"
"Lusamine, because she's the MILF."
by isabelleisqueen October 18, 2018
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She's definitely the type of lady to wear weird ass perfume that smells like "Magnifique Sécrétions du Power" (however the fuck that is supposed to smell) and you can smell her from a god damn mile a way, that is if you don't hear them god damn stiletto heels jabbing into the floor first. Have you ever read a Series of Unfortunate Events? Well, there's this evil lady in there who fucks Count Olaf i think and her stilettos would get stuck in the floors of this place everywhere she walked because they were as sharp as daggers. That's how I imagine her. Now imagine her stepping on you
Lusamine fucking scares me, but everytime she looks at me, I also get a massive boner
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