Similar to a granola girl in that she generally likes being outside and being active but likes being conventionally attractive enough to never dirt bag it out of her van due to a lack of regular hot showers.
Mary is too tidy and pretty to be a granola girl. She'll go rock climbing on Saturday but still wants to look hot and get a martini with Chad on Sunday. She's more of a Luna bar girl.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)