When a woman is on her period and needs to shower, after removing her tampon she will need to partake in the act of 'lumpjumping'. Avoiding any clots of blood from her vagina as they fall out whilst showering.
I'm having the heaviest period at the moment, i had a shower the other day and was lumpjumping for about 10 minutes!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)