Ho11ywood's definitions

Lubrarian

1. one who is trained in the art of lubrication
2. any person displaying extreme skill in the art of lubrication
3. a clerk of the lube department in a sex shop

That secretary moonlighted as the resident lubrarian on the corner of 5th and Main, well known assistant to the ladies of the night.

by Ho11ywood March 11, 2009