labrarian

labrarian

-noun

1. A connoisseur, cataloger, and true appreciator of a wide variety of vaginas.

Clay: It says here that Gene Simmons has slept with over 3,000 women.

Jay: Whoa.

Clay: And John C. Holmes has slept with thousands as well. Those guys are serious labrarians.

Jay: Yeah, they are!

by Raydell August 5, 2010

Hole Librarian

A term for an Omni-sexual who knows their way around the body.

Emmett says that he's a hole librarian but we all know he's just gay.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

The Librarian

Criminally underrated horror youtuber. Need I say more?

It's ashame how The Librarian's videos barely average past 100k views.

by Yöur pseudonym November 5, 2022

lesbrarian

A portmanteau of librarian and lesbian signifying a librarian who is also a lesbian.

A group of lesbrarians shushed the crowd at the Vancouver Dyke March.

How could you not know she was a lesbrarian - she works in the women's studies department!

by Lesbrarian September 25, 2009

Librarian

Information Master
One to be worshiped

Librarians wield unfathomable power, bring order to chaos, wisdom and culture to the masses, preserve every aspect of human knowledge and rule the information universe.

by BeckyIB February 3, 2004

Librarial Complex

noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.

Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.

by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010

lamariana

Lamariana is the best person u can have In life.she will comfort you and always be by your side.She brings a side of beauty and preciousness.she is a sign of good luck,she will always keep a smile on your face and make you laugh everyday.She is a popular person and will have many friends throughout life.she has a huge heart and will love anyone till the end of her days.

Lamariana is a beautiful,strong,and a loving person.

by Kelsey amburgy December 21, 2017