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lovetard
a person who is at a loss when it comes to romancing, flirting or other such activities. i.e. someone who fails at everything to do with love or courtship.
lovetard by DaveZeroZero July 22, 2007
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Lovetarded
Lovetarded by Blazeder November 28, 2012
lovetard
When people make a bunch of love-whoring crap (drawings, poems, songs, etc) and post it all over the internet.
lovetard by Scary Mary June 21, 2005
lovetard
Hot Guy: Hamlexi, you are my lovetard, and i want to have beautiful children with you.
Hamlexi: {blushes} that'd be dandy.
Hamlexi: {blushes} that'd be dandy.
lovetard by Hamlexi Mivettes December 30, 2005
lovetard
lovetard is the process of sexual effort to please a mentally unsound person. also known as banging the re re or doing helen keller.
lovetard by willis5127 May 24, 2006
Lovetard
Another word for asshole
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