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loves dick 

Wow Mike Weiss LOVES DICK!
loves dick by JKizzle December 1, 2003
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Jack loves dick

Jack sucked my brothers cock last night

I Love Dick 

Gay people feel this way.
I Love Dick by Plasmic Ashes January 5, 2019

Love dick 

When a man’s dick only gets hard for a person he loves or has caught the feels for despite sexual attraction.
Did you fuck Lexi, bruh? Nah, couldn’t get it up still got that love dick for Jessica.
Love dick by KaiHer May 25, 2022

Love dick 

Not just regular dicking down. The love dick. Dicking down of the kind invloving the feels. You will love this dick more than the norm dick.
Vic yells to brandon"I need love dick!"
Love dick by Faded.viv December 28, 2016

I love dick 

A book written by someone who states they're a lesbian, but the title suggests otherwise.
I love dick, politically correct people have tried to ban it.
I love dick by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Love dick 

When a man has sex with someone and thinks he is in love. He falls in love with any person he puts his dick in.
Girl don’t fuck with him, he gets that love dick feeling.
Love dick by Curschmann October 30, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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