Lovekiwis

The testicles. In reference to the similarity in appearance between balls and kiwis.

1. "She sucked on my Lovekiwis like there was no tommorow."

2. "My lovekiwis are fucking itching."

3. "My boxers are pulling against my massive lovekiwis."

Lovekiwis by asdfsdfg May 28, 2006

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lovewise

Adverb

In perfect mutuality.

Where the word "likewise" has often been used to return a compliment, "lovewise" can be used.

Thank you for being my friend!
Lovewise!

lovewise by It33 July 23, 2018

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Lovekiwis • Loveitis • LoveKites • lovewise

Loveitis

A medical condition affecting the heart (not the one that pumps blood, the other one). The inflammatory reaction results in swelling, redness, warmth, and pleasure. There is no cure for it.

I need you, I want you, I miss you, I LOVE YOU... like crazy! I'm suffering from loveitis.

-Edward-O & Mella

Loveitis by Dr. Edward-O, MD October 29, 2012

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LoveKites

LoveKites is for me and the people around me to understand that love gets you hurt and for that you need to let it go and find another fish in the sea. All it is is me telling you to fly high

LoveKites Into 19

LoveKites by KaptainKub October 18, 2019

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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