A male who loves themself above all other persons. A metrosexual, completely concerned with their physical appearance. Confidently arrogant about their looks and ability to score with the ladies. Also known as an L J .

LJ: Yeah bro, I walked up to her and said 'hey baby how you doin'? *winking*

Friend: Man.... you are such a Lovejob!

Lovejob by LJ # 1 May 26, 2009

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Philadelphia lovejob

Where you shit on another guys anus. Then you start kissing it because Philadelphia is the city of brotherly love.

Pedro did you give that guy a Philadelphia lovejob last night?

Philadelphia lovejob by Billcosby69 August 18, 2017

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lovejob

A word that needs no definition

that girl gave me a slimy lovejob

lovejob by Mandrake May 13, 2005

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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