love to

sarcastic remark or a get out clause
someone u secretly hate starts talking to u but
u want to avoid them

simon your so cool do u think we could be hang out?
i'd love to but i cant... maybe in the next lifetime

love to by devilboy July 28, 2008

love to the moon and back

A Love so strong and so big that the distance from the earth to moon is used to start to describe how much a person loves another person. This term is usually used by girls.

"I love you!"
"Well you, I love to the moon and back!"

love to the moon and back by It's just me May 30, 2014

Love to Laugh

1) What people say about themselves when they have nothing to say.
2) A phrase used when someone states the obvious.

My online dating profile needs to describe myself. I love to laugh, have fun, and enjoy living. But then... doesn't everyone?

Hey, do you love to laugh?

Love to Laugh by Noejuan July 20, 2012

love to bits 

To love every bit of a person. So if they were to be impregnated with a handgrenade and exploded into tiny bits, you would want to keep any bit that was left, cos you love them to bits.

My beau, it is him i love to bits (and more :))

love to bits by bec blu eyez September 6, 2006

love to lay

phenomenal Song by the Weeknd, a legendary work of art. this song is about the weeknd wanting a commitment when the girl he’s singing about doesnt, it’s a very interesting and unique song by the weekend considering what it’s about - and he is on the receiving end of his bad habits that he brags about. true xo fans should know this.

if you haven’t heard love to lay what are you doing with your life??

“have you heard love to lay”
“yeah bro xotwod duhhh”
“yuhhh cuz she loves to layyy”

love to lay by xotwod.forever March 11, 2022

I'd Love To Turn You On 

Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:

*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)

The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:

"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."

The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.

Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.

Girlfriend: What?

Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?

Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.

Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.

Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?

I'd Love To Turn You On by Dr.Strangelove(aka Mr.Lyndon) May 6, 2008

I love to tour 

Seen on Michael Jackson’s home videos, it is a hilarious quote stating he “loved to tour” even though all of us fans know, it was a fat lie!

“I love to tour”

*everyone laughs*

I love to tour by Michael Jackson’s wifey November 12, 2019