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Loud Eater

Someone who rudely eats really loud, and doesn't respect basic manners. If you're a loud eater, you do these things.

1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.

6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.
If your date is a loud eater, it's probably a safe bet you don't want to go out with them again.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021
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loudester

Better than loudest.
Pleb #1 *hisses loudest*
Fabulous Kawaii Person #1 *hisses loudester*

Pleb #1 *cowers away in defeat*
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Loudester

the loudest of all sounds
The bell rang loudester.
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Loudester

A word that means loud but instead your not louder you’re loudester which means louder then anyone else and they can’t debate who’s louder
I’m the loudest

No I’m the louder

NO IM THE LOUDESTER
by Iknowmywordsmorethenyoi March 21, 2025
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