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Fine ass dark skin who be clean af with a pretty smile that make them mf draws wet.
He also really be bout that check and take any nigga girlfriend.
He's the realist nigga you'll ever meet.
Lotsoo beat it up so good .
Dang Lotsoo you clean af.
Lotsoo why you do him like that bro.
Lotsoo by SB-ent July 17, 2017

Lotscoping 

The act of scanning/scoping/checking out a parking lot for unsavory people and/or cars of said unsavory people you wish to avoid before entry into a store, restaurant, etc.

Lotscoping is used to ensure that the imminent shopping and/or eating experience is uninterrupted by sightings and/or run-ins with anyone you may be deem to be unacceptable for consumption of your valuable time.

Lotscoping can be used to prevent uncomfortable, awkward moments with people you deem utterly disgusting such as exes or unsavory "friends" from the past.
Liz had fully intended to go on a late-night grocery shopping trip, but after some tedious lotscoping, she abruptly decided against it.
Lotscoping by Paige T. November 4, 2007
An amount of anything around 3 to 5.

1 = single
2 = a couple
3 to 5 = lotsome
6 = half a dozen
Example 1
"There really are lotsome mistakes but it still looks perfect in a glance!"

Example 2
Joey: How many boxes left at your apartment?
Kimm: Lotsome.
lotsome by Joey Reading-Tristan March 17, 2008
n. the state of Living Off The Generosity Of Other People. v. to Live Off The Generosity Of Other People
Jenna: Matt, you don't have a job or any family but, you're always so clean & well dressed...how?
Matt: lotgoop.

Fred: so you got fired, what are you gonna do?
Ted: I'm gun' hafta lotgoop for a bit.
LOTGOOP by Bridgestoner January 22, 2009

LOLTSOOMTAFABOAADBTTJROTFASFTWNTH

Laughing Out Loud The Shit Out Of My Tight And Fat Ass Because Of An Almost Deadly Breath Taking Terrifying Joke Rolling On The Floor And Screaming For The Whole Neighborhood To Hear
Man, during last night's Tela Class I was like LOLTSOOMTAFABOAADBTTJROTFASFTWNTH.

LOLTSOOMTAFABOAADBTTJROTFASFTWNTH! Yer know for sure how to tell a good joke!
When somebody has Lots On their mind and they are too unfocussed to make logical decisions they are LOTSON. Irrational thinking brought on by not focusing reasonably on facts versus fiction.
Billy is making bad decisions by not focusing on what is important, his brain is LOTSON right now...
lotson by YCSWYD March 1, 2018

lostsoobin 

biggest signal stan on instagram , who also antis TXT...
did u see that lostsoobin girl's instagram post? she needs to leave soobin alone
lostsoobin by faithdery June 22, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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