Lotscoping

The act of scanning/scoping/checking out a parking lot for unsavory people and/or cars of said unsavory people you wish to avoid before entry into a store, restaurant, etc.

Lotscoping is used to ensure that the imminent shopping and/or eating experience is uninterrupted by sightings and/or run-ins with anyone you may be deem to be unacceptable for consumption of your valuable time.

Lotscoping can be used to prevent uncomfortable, awkward moments with people you deem utterly disgusting such as exes or unsavory "friends" from the past.

Liz had fully intended to go on a late-night grocery shopping trip, but after some tedious lotscoping, she abruptly decided against it.

Lotscoping by Paige T. November 4, 2007

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l33tscoping

Someone in MW2 that thinks they're awesome just because they can quickscope. Truly they're just a bunch of 35 year old morbidly obese virgins who live in their mom's basement and eating KFC and McDonalds everyday. They also are a bunch of no-lifers that swear and complain violently when killed and brag when they get a kill. Homophobic racists. The smart person can only hear this from them: FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKS WHILE I FUCK YOUR MOM YOU FUCKING FUCKTARDS. And truly that's all they say.

And NTM YOU FUCKIN TRYHARDS.

Johnny killed a l33tscoper with his M4A1, and was treating by violent complaining.

Ryan was called a tryhard when he killed a l33tscoper with his P90.

Matt was l33tscoping and was booted out of the game by hate from REAL players.

A l33tscoper was banned from XBL one day and committed suicide because he cant survive without MW2 Online. Unfortunately he was to fat to kill himself so he just ordered SuperSize McDonalds, and cried when he found out that thy don't make them anymore.

l33tscoping by LTF_416 January 12, 2011

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Lotscoping • l33tscoping • Locoping

Locoping

To rape someone's mind to the point that they commit suicide.
Verb: Locoping
Noun: Locop

John Locop: No one knows what death is really like so we all should live with sex dolls
Tony: You locoping bitch boy

Locoping by TonyChappy February 25, 2015

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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