Losch

A word that can describe or replace anything sexual.

My mom described your fat losch and the massive load of losch you losched all over her face while she was dripping with losch from all her losches

by Loscher August 2, 2023

Losch

The State of being a gangsta or a G-Unit. If you are a Losch no one will mess with you and you have awesome rhyming skillz.

To be Losch you also have to have musical skills that are off the charts and a Love of all things cute and fuzzy.

Dude 1: I'm feeling so Losch Today, I think I might adopt a dog.
Dude 2: Me to lets do it.
Dude 1: But First can we go rhyme and put it into a Rap?
Dude 2: Sure Lets Go!

by Different_Name_2 June 23, 2009

Losch

Losch (<Low-shhh): To be extremely relaxed, like being swallowed by the couch.

Adj. Loschified
Noun. Loscher
Verb. Losching

Bill- Man, I'm totally losched....
Joe- I know! After that frisbee golf round, I'm seriously "loschified".
Bill- We need some serious gear for losching today
Joe- Loschgear.com!

by Olympic pena March 18, 2010

Fookin Losah

Louis Tomlinsons way of saying fucking loser to paparazzi

"That's your fookin job u fookin losah ".

by Fucking loser, Louis Tomlinson November 7, 2015

Lochte

The art of making a ridiculous story up to sound bad ass

Me: Bruh... That story doesn't even sound possible. Did you just go full Lochte? Never go full Lochte... Remember 2016 in Rio

by Juan_Flaco August 19, 2016

A Loch Lomand

the act of breaking up with your significant other in a ridiculously protracted manner

"You hear about Martin? He pulled a Loch Lomand on his girlfriend"
".....awkward"

by Tazzy_Devil88 April 28, 2015

mr. lorch

A mean teacher at mesa verde middle school and should be fired

Mr. Lorch made the new kid cry because the new kid got out of his chair

by Jorhenson33 August 1, 2017