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lokisexual
lokisexual by undowires December 30, 2020
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Loois • Lois • lois griffin • logistics • laoise • Lois Lane • Loïse • lokisfish • Lokisexual • Leoism
Lois
Lois is a beautiful girl who deserves a lot , she is caring , loving , creative and had the best personality, she loves cuddles and is as sweet as candy , she is the most beautiful person ever and if you ever meet a Lois NEVER LET GO OF THEM
lolism
lolism by Natman1991 April 5, 2007
Lois
Lois is the most beautiful, smart, intelligent girl ever. She is cool, popular and loyal to her friends. She can be egotistical and unforgiving, but once you get her, she’s yours forever. If she stays in contact with you, you mean something to her. Lois notices more than she says, and is good at reading emotions. She is AMAZING!
Lolism
Ahmed: Dude Rita's is Much better than Carvel's
Louis: Yea mannnnnn
Brittnay: LOLLLLLL
Ahmed: wow Lolism right there.
Louis: Yea mannnnnn
Brittnay: LOLLLLLL
Ahmed: wow Lolism right there.
Lolism by Alfuse188888888888888888888888 May 25, 2009
Laoise
Beautiful girl and is actually so pretty. Is so funny and is a great friend, Laoise’s are really crazy and you alway will have great fun. If you have a friend Laoise make sure you hold onto her because a lot of people would love a Laoise in there life
Laoise is a great friend
Laoise by Grace and Lola October 20, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026