Lonkom 

a lonkom is a average sized 7th grader that lives in canada
Lonkom is a type of genetic disease rarely found in humans
10% of lonkoms carry a rare disease called up syndrome

up syndrome insures you with long spasms of movement and increases your cock size by nearly double

that lonkom looks so *moans* sexy

Lonkom by C-man+2=C-men February 6, 2023

Doing the Lokomotion

Getting blacked out from drinking too many Four Lokos and dancing like a retard

Look at Jones doing the Lokomotion over there. What a lightweight bro-hater.

Doing the Lokomotion by loco for the Lokos July 11, 2010

Lokometasenjadotoy!!! 

Origin: Asian

An expletive shouted as someone does something stupid/amazing.

Narrator (As the world record is set for the World's Farthest Trampoline Jump): LOKOMETASENJADOTOY!!!

Lokometasenjadotoy!!! by LugD'sNutz June 13, 2011

Riding the Lokomotive 

Getting blacked out after drinking too many Four Lokos and doing stupid shit.

Yeah, Tom was definitely riding the Lokomotive when he broke that glass table and pissed on your dog last night.

Riding the Lokomotive by RIP Oscar Grant July 11, 2010

Lokomosa 

Fourloko and champagne served in a champagne flute.

A mimosa but made with fourloko instead of orange juice.

"Rico, I got champagne and fourloko."
"Word Tevy, mix that shit together."
"I'm Misha, let's call it a lokomosa."

Lokomosa by TevyDavid December 29, 2010

LOKOmotional

A mental state of becoming overly emotional due to a large intake of Four Loko

I cant really remember what I did last night, but I know I was getting really Lokomotional. Kept having heart-to-heart conversations with complete strangers.

LOKOmotional by Coatsey10 November 23, 2010

Lookomollom 

The space between the bed and the wall.

"I was stuck in the lookomollom until you saved me!"
or,

"I will shove you in the lookomollom if you don't stop!"

Lookomollom by justagirl42 March 6, 2013