to bend a female (or possibly male, but unlikely in this instance) companion over a surface, and insert one's elongated member inside either of her lower orifices and repeatedlypenetrate them
When someone always has to out do and one up you no matter what the topic is. Usually you and everyone around knows this person and knows they are fabricating this and most other stories.
Jimmy: I bought a donkey yesterday, she's really cute.
Todd: Oh yeah, I slept with THREE donkeys last night and you know what, they said I was the best they ever had.
Jimmy: Damn.
Joshua: He "Longdicked" you again, will it ever end?
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.