Long Dirt Road 

Assigned fault on someone who is not likely responsible for their circumstances

He lives down a long dirt road.

Long Dirt Road by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017

Long Dirt Road 

An arduous journey one must embark on to find toilet paper after passing a bowel movement.

Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"

Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"

Long Dirt Road by WhoDatSN September 3, 2012