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lonely boy 

Usually a teenager who participates in constant masturbation alone. He gets negative pus. Usually has a record of 7 times in a day. Hasn’t had a girlfriend in months or years and when they do it’s usually a farce.
Guy 1: there goes a real lonely boy
Guy 2: What’s a lonely boy?
Guy 1: a lonely boys a dude that like gets negative pus and always jerks off

Guy 2: oh so he’s a Kenan

Guy 1: exaclty
lonely boy by Parkerhatesme October 19, 2017

One Less Lonely Boy 

On September 5th, 2010 at his concert in Maryland, Justin Bieber got pranked by his crew. For his song "One Less Lonely Girl", he usually has a female fan from the crowd brought up on stage, and he sings to her and gives her flowers. Well, on September 5th, a old, fat man wearing a crown was brought on stage. Justin was creeped out and wouldn't even give him the flowers, so he gave them to a girl in the audience. He jokingly knocked the crown off the man's head also, when he finally realized the crew had pranked him. At the end of the song, the man picked Justin up. So what usually is known as the One Less Lonely Girl, turned into the One Less Lonely Boy that night!
Justin Bieber: *backing away from creepy old man on stage* "there's gonna be one less lonely boy...?"
One Less Lonely Boy by shawtrightder September 6, 2010

Semi-automatic lonely boy 

A boy who is very intimidating looking or looks like he could hurt someone, but is really lonely and sad
Guy 1: I don't trust Max he seems like a school shooter
Guy 2:Max is fine he is just a Semi-automatic lonely boy

New York lonely boy 

Made popular by Netflix’s Girls5Eva, a New York lonely boy is a son born to older parents who’s more comfortable around adults than kids.

They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!
Hey, why is Mike always high-fiving doormen across the city?

Ooh, Mike! He’s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!
New York lonely boy by RandomZed March 28, 2023

Lonely boner boy 

In a dark room there sits a lonely boner boy wishing for Hentai haven...
Lonely boner boy by Ido44you March 21, 2019

Los Lonely Boys 

A great up and coming band which mixes Rock and Roll with Blues, and spanish rock, with influences by Stevie Ray Vaughn( a guitar God) and Richie Valens(who was big but I think sucks balls)
-Los Lonely Boys played a kick ass shot tonight..

-hell yea!
Los Lonely Boys by Jason January 17, 2004
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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