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1. She who kicks ass beyond belief.

2. The most incredible person you are ever likely to meet.

Beautiful beyond that of a goddess-like stature, possessing looks that literally can kill and makes the most divine and decadent siren look like someone who lives in a trashcan.

Sweeter than an industrial-size bathtub filled to the brim with English honey and melted lollipops.

More open-hearted than someone getting a ventricle or valve replaced on an operating table.

A woman who loves Doctor Who, vampires, Alice in Wonderland, big hugs and has (hopefully) a passing fancy in Batman.

An angelic soul. A role model. Someone truly worth giving it all for and then some. A marvellous, illuminating, precious individual, who warms your heart everytime you see her. Someone who always invokes the giddy, romantic, sentitmental side of you just by looking into your eyes. The very epitome of perfection.

The woman I love.
I love my Lonie, and that's why I wore these shoes.
Lonie by Dashiva January 10, 2009
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Londgenous 

lawn-jah-ness an adverb. Describes a way of doing things, that is correct, old school, and or real.
That's not londgenous brah!
Tim is keepin' it londgenous.
Londgenous by tony clemenza February 4, 2013

Loudience 

A very loud audience.
Look at that audience. It's very loud. A loudience, one could say...
Loudience by Doctor Wojak October 18, 2021
Londiwe is one of a kind. She's a precious gift to those around her. A protected and reserved soul.
She is a beautiful lover and gives care even when care is not given back to her. She is genuinely loyal and always there for those she loves. Many might think she's stiff until they get to know her because she, like her name, is a reserved and humble being.
Crowd: wow who's that!
Stranger: Her? She's Londiwe. We all deserve a Londiwe in our lives, she's a rare package. Beautiful both inside and outside, huh!
londiwe by LoryDeshe November 23, 2021
An onion-like person. You have to peel the layers back to get to the gushy part on the inside. Tough, and doesn't take crap from people, but sweet when she wants to be. Sometimes very inflexible both personality wise and physically, but loyal to the end. If you make it into her small friend circle you are in for life. A bad ass when it comes to sports; she'll play with broken knees. One bad mama jama.
Londi by old skool funk November 3, 2011
adjective: Londish to be from London. To be Londish is to live or be born in London. To feel Londish is to feel you belong in London with other Londish people.
I feel Londish.
I'm Londish.
My cousin lives in London. He's Londish.
Londish by MCR64 April 6, 2017