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A slash pairing from the Suite Life show - London + Maddie
Hey, have you read that new Londie story?!
Londie by Daz00 July 13, 2009
Words you can keep
1. She who kicks ass beyond belief.

2. The most incredible person you are ever likely to meet.

Beautiful beyond that of a goddess-like stature, possessing looks that literally can kill and makes the most divine and decadent siren look like someone who lives in a trashcan.

Sweeter than an industrial-size bathtub filled to the brim with English honey and melted lollipops.

More open-hearted than someone getting a ventricle or valve replaced on an operating table.

A woman who loves Doctor Who, vampires, Alice in Wonderland, big hugs and has (hopefully) a passing fancy in Batman.

An angelic soul. A role model. Someone truly worth giving it all for and then some. A marvellous, illuminating, precious individual, who warms your heart everytime you see her. Someone who always invokes the giddy, romantic, sentitmental side of you just by looking into your eyes. The very epitome of perfection.

The woman I love.
I love my Lonie, and that's why I wore these shoes.
Lonie by Dashiva January 10, 2009
Related Words

Londgenous 

lawn-jah-ness an adverb. Describes a way of doing things, that is correct, old school, and or real.
That's not londgenous brah!
Tim is keepin' it londgenous.
Londgenous by tony clemenza February 4, 2013

Loudience 

A very loud audience.
Look at that audience. It's very loud. A loudience, one could say...
Loudience by Doctor Wojak October 18, 2021
Londiwe is one of a kind. She's a precious gift to those around her. A protected and reserved soul.
She is a beautiful lover and gives care even when care is not given back to her. She is genuinely loyal and always there for those she loves. Many might think she's stiff until they get to know her because she, like her name, is a reserved and humble being.
Crowd: wow who's that!
Stranger: Her? She's Londiwe. We all deserve a Londiwe in our lives, she's a rare package. Beautiful both inside and outside, huh!
londiwe by LoryDeshe November 23, 2021
An onion-like person. You have to peel the layers back to get to the gushy part on the inside. Tough, and doesn't take crap from people, but sweet when she wants to be. Sometimes very inflexible both personality wise and physically, but loyal to the end. If you make it into her small friend circle you are in for life. A bad ass when it comes to sports; she'll play with broken knees. One bad mama jama.
londi will break your face.
Londi by old skool funk November 3, 2011
adjective: Londish to be from London. To be Londish is to live or be born in London. To feel Londish is to feel you belong in London with other Londish people.
I feel Londish.
I'm Londish.
My cousin lives in London. He's Londish.
Londish by MCR64 April 6, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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