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Originates from Lincolnshire, U.K.

1. (noun) An extremely fat, lazy individual, usually so intellectually limited that their only method of communication is to slowly nod their greasy head whilst maintaining eye contact with the TV. They can only walk in a waddle due to their unusually large body mass

2. (noun) A completely useless and ineffective object (sometimes person) that only causes inconvenience and annoyance. Also LOMAGING in this context.

3. (verb) The process of moving oneself from point A to point B in a slovenly manner, usually waddling as described in the first definition.
1. "Did you see that obese fuck outside?"

"Yeah, she was a complete lomage"

2. "I just banged my thigh on this lomaging cupboard"

3. "I'm about to lomage myself over to the shops, want to come?"
lomage by Lincolnshire Lomage March 20, 2019
Related Words
Lommge lomage lomme lommel
Lomme as much as i do babe
lomme by anotherdumbass January 22, 2014
A funny person that is really fucking ugly but has rock hard abs and all the girls want to suck him off

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016