Lolsi 

A funnier, better version of lol. But more överintelligenta Markus style.

“I just fell down the stairs”
…
“Lolsi”

“Did you eat all of the cookies?!”
“Lolsi ye”

Lolsi by Överintelligenta Markus October 28, 2021

Lolsi 

Lolsi is a word that gives you butterfly. You can use it wherever and whenever you want. It makes perfect sense in every sentence you type/say it in.

Even the haters are going to get mad because you have a bigger vocabulary than them.

It's a word that can make your insult look like a joke. You have to use it after your sentence otherwise it will make you look weird. Even famous like chatman08 have said it! It can fix anything you say, give you an A+ on an essay and make you look innocent. The best word ever.

-You look so bad, lolsi!

- Are those socks you picked out, lolsi
*you push someone down the stairs* lolsi!

Lolsi by affecool November 24, 2021

Lolsiepoop 

It is just lol with more pizazz and can also be used to fill an awkward silence

Liv: omg did u here what happened

Phoebe: ikr it’s was so awkward

Liv: Lolsiepoop

Phoebe: Lolsiepoop

Liv: why did the chicken cross the road

Phoebe idk why

Liv: to get to the other side

Phoebe: Lolsiepoop

Lolsiepoop by Lolsiepoop November 12, 2020

lolbike 

The craziest of metaphorical INTERNET vehicles that takes you directly to lulz without passing go.

Internet Pedestrian: wtf i hate you!

lolbike rider: HAR HAR HAR, silly netped, dont be such a n00b

lolbike by LoLex July 29, 2009

Legal Loli 

A girl who looks like a child but is of, or older than the legal age of consent.

Guy 1: How old is your girlfriend? she looks about 12!
Guy 2: She's 18
Guy 1: Wow, looks like you got some legal loli!

Legal Loli by Yuricon May 21, 2010

Lolbit 

Lolbit, the best animatronic in Sister Location. The one that doesnt escape and betray its friends

Oh look! Its Lolbit!! *happy screeching noises*

Lolbit by Lolbitisbest December 28, 2021

Lolicon

Noun. Any adult who feels sexual attraction to specifically fictional depictions of characters who’s body proportions closely resemble that of a child regardless of the canonical assigned age.

A: hey I made a drawing of a sexy vampire thats 1000 years old!
B: that looks like a child! Tch, filthy lolicon!

Lolicon by Plasticbox October 8, 2020