The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of '
candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old
carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.
Proving that no lollipops are
sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human
heart.
Person 1: "That guy is
literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the
planet, what's his
deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"