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Basically college. You don't learn anything and get high all the time.
"Didn't you learn anything at college?"
"Pah, it was more like lollege, fool."
Lollege by Sherbet Head February 22, 2009
Words you can keep

James Watt lollege 

An alternative to "lol".
Sinbad: Hey Vance, that kid just did seven roly polies.

Vance: James Watt lollege.
James Watt lollege by mano'style March 23, 2009

lollergeddon 

Something so hilarious that it can only be envisioned on an apocalyptic scale.
Bruce Willis: We need to blow up that rock! If we don't, we'll all die.
Co-Pilot: Oh no!
Bruce Willis: I was thinking something more along the lines of lollergeddon.
lollergeddon by Steve M March 24, 2005

Lollenger Level 1-10 

A rating given by lollers to lols. The higher the lollenger level reached, the more respect the loller receives from other lollers and also from the teachers at the lollenger academy. A level 10 will almost certainly be followed by a lolcano (an eruption of lols). Only two lolenger level 10's have been verified by the top lolenger scientists in lolsville, lol-land.
Bill: That joke was a lolenger level 7.34!!
Bob: I know man, i got a lolorgasm from that!
Bill: LOL! What a lollenger level 1-10!

lolleren 

Something you say to someone when they tell you literally anything.
Person 1: "My dad just killed 4 orphans"
Person 2: "Lolleren"

Person 1: "I would be careful using the word lolleren when you don't have permission, you might get knocked the fuck out."
Person 2: "Lolleren"
lolleren by General Isabella May 6, 2022

Lollererotic Asphyxiation 

When someone lols so hard they get aroused. They might lol so hard they die from lollererotic asphyxiation
It is important to have a spotting partner when participating in lollererotic asphyxiation
for those of us too up ourselves to bring ourselves to say the word "lol" on the internet, let alone real life conversations. this adds the familiar suffix "age" to the end, thus adding an extra syllable.
"lollage, tulleh you are such a fool"
"i just fell over. lollage"
lollage by candiclaus October 29, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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