Lollege

Basically college. You don't learn anything and get high all the time.

"Didn't you learn anything at college?"
"Pah, it was more like lollege, fool."

by Sherbet Head February 22, 2009

James Watt lollege

An alternative to "lol".

Sinbad: Hey Vance, that kid just did seven roly polies.

Vance: James Watt lollege.

by mano'style March 23, 2009

lollergeddon

Something so hilarious that it can only be envisioned on an apocalyptic scale.

Bruce Willis: We need to blow up that rock! If we don't, we'll all die.
Co-Pilot: Oh no!
Bruce Willis: I was thinking something more along the lines of lollergeddon.

by Steve M March 24, 2005

Lollenger Level 1-10

A rating given by lollers to lols. The higher the lollenger level reached, the more respect the loller receives from other lollers and also from the teachers at the lollenger academy. A level 10 will almost certainly be followed by a lolcano (an eruption of lols). Only two lolenger level 10's have been verified by the top lolenger scientists in lolsville, lol-land.

Bill: That joke was a lolenger level 7.34!!
Bob: I know man, i got a lolorgasm from that!
Bill: LOL! What a lollenger level 1-10!

by Lollsville Scientist January 21, 2009

lolleren

Something you say to someone when they tell you literally anything.

Person 1: "My dad just killed 4 orphans"
Person 2: "Lolleren"

Person 1: "I would be careful using the word lolleren when you don't have permission, you might get knocked the fuck out."
Person 2: "Lolleren"

by General Isabella May 6, 2022

Lollererotic Asphyxiation

When someone lols so hard they get aroused. They might lol so hard they die from lollererotic asphyxiation

It is important to have a spotting partner when participating in lollererotic asphyxiation

by brody the brodes, dr martin June 29, 2009

lollage

for those of us too up ourselves to bring ourselves to say the word "lol" on the internet, let alone real life conversations. this adds the familiar suffix "age" to the end, thus adding an extra syllable.

"lollage, tulleh you are such a fool"
"i just fell over. lollage"

by candiclaus October 29, 2006