Definitions by candiclaus

Wizard 

This word is an umbrella term for both urine and faeces for use in semi-polite (metnally ill) company.

1. "to do a wizard"
2. "to have a wizard"

"oh man, i've gotta go for a wizard"

"that last wizard came out all pointy"

"hey dan, how do you fancy doing a wizard on me tonight?"

Wizard by Candiclaus February 2, 2009

tulleh 

a northern pronunciation of 'tilly'

"eh up tulleh, lets go and have a pint town t' pub"

tulleh by candiclaus November 11, 2006

wannabemo 

this is just a better word than wemo, i think! rolls off the tongue better!

"tulleh, you are such a wannabemo!"

wannabemo by candiclaus November 9, 2006

yidiot 

someone who tried to integrate with jewish society, but fails, thus being labelled a yidiot, by the yiddish community.

yidiot: "baruch atah adonai, eloheynu melech ha'olives"
jew: "you are such a yidiot! get back to cheder, fool!"

yidiot by candiclaus November 8, 2006

rard 

a slightly more politically correct version of "retard" also, fewer syllables, and so easier to say whilst wasted.

"oh ma goddd tulleh, you iz such a rard"
"look i left the t out of tree. i am such a rard"

rard by candiclaus October 29, 2006

lollage

for those of us too up ourselves to bring ourselves to say the word "lol" on the internet, let alone real life conversations. this adds the familiar suffix "age" to the end, thus adding an extra syllable.

"lollage, tulleh you are such a fool"
"i just fell over. lollage"

lollage by candiclaus October 29, 2006