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An expression said by one who finds an object, situation, or individual humorous. It can also be used at ones misfortune. Lol m8 is said as a replacement or in combination with a laugh.
*Picture a guy that has been tailgating you and break checking you for miles. He finally goes around you only to crash his car off of a cliff as a cop sees him do the whole thing* That is so lol m8.

Look at that clown he looks so lol m8.
It's lol m8 that I just picked up some weed.
Lol M8 by joshisking October 15, 2019
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Joke lol m8 

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Once upon a time there lived a chief who liked to listen to stories. And he knew so many stories that sometimes he stopped the story-teller and finished the story himself. One day the chief sent his servants everywhere to find a good story-teller.

"Our Chief will give many presents to the man who will tell him the longest story in the world and make him laugh."

The servants shouted in the streets. Many people came to the chief and told him very long stories. They tried to make him laugh. But nobody could do that. The chief always said, "That is not the longest story and there is nothing to laugh at."

Once a boy came to the chief and said, "Oh, my Chief, let me try to tell you the longest story in the world and make you laugh."

"Now what can you tell us about your Mogambo?" he asked.

"Oh, my Chief, he not only ate, but drank too, so he drank and then he ate and he ate and he ate."

The story-teller said louder and louder, "and he ate and he ate and he ate."

The chief looked at the boy and began to laugh.

"Well, my boy, your story is the longest in the world! Have a rest now! Stop!"

And the young story-teller stopped his story, got many presents from the chief, climbed up on a camel and rode away with these words: "And he ate, and he ate, and he ate"

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Woahhh its's a joke lol m8
Joke lol m8 by Harry m8s December 12, 2016

Lol get rekt m8 

Something 8 year olds shout when they kill someone in a first person shooter.
*8 year old kills me
Me: Aw man, I got killed.
8 year old: LOL GET REKT M8! I’M AN MLG LIT SAVAGE!
Me: Ok…
Lol get rekt m8 by Not a bacon hair February 6, 2018

lol get rekt m8 

When someone is burned/ roasted/ hurt by something or someone else.
LOL GET REKT M8! GET REKT YOU LITTLE SCRUB LORD!!
lol get rekt m8 by DANKEST TANK November 6, 2017
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