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loganssexygf 

one of the funniest people ever tbh. fun fact: they’re actually dating logan howlett! (not to be confused with logan paul🥺) well actually! fun fact number two: she used to have a crush on logan paul and he used to be her before bed scenario!
fan 1: I’m actually in love with loganssexygf!

fan 2: omg same!!!
loganssexygf by yelenabelovagf June 20, 2021

Loganlermansexual 

When one feels sexual attraction towards Logan Lerman regardless of their sex or gender.
She always think about Logan Lerman she's gotta be a loganlermansexual
Loganlermansexual by Littlehybrid January 5, 2021

Logness monster 

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.
Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"
Logness monster by dj nemesis September 21, 2013

logoless 

No logo
Your clothes are logoless
logoless by Leraë June 13, 2020
Damn you’re a fucking Logless bro

“Hey bro, can I hit that blunt?”
“Sure, as long as you don’t Logless it...”

“My brother got a DUI last night and wrecked his truck”
“Damn Bro, sounds like your brother is a Logless”

loafless 

A mixture of the words "loaf" and "hopeless". When you are loafing about and start thinking of everything you should be doing. This makes you feel sad and leads to you thinking of everything else you have done wrong in life, causing you to loose hope in the process.
Friend: Hey dude, you want to come over and hang?
Subject: Sorry dude, I'm feeling utterly loafless at the moment.
Friend: ... ok... You wanna talk about it?
loafless by Crunchy Cactus June 18, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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