Short for "laziness". Lack of accomplishment and willingness to do anything for oneself, despite an overwhelming desire for frivolous merchandise and useless items. Symptoms include overreliance on others for the necessary income to live a life of "luxury"
She's a really cute person and extremely talented. Queen of debate. She can even write songs, fanfics, whatever u name it. Really supportive and kind. Mess with her and you're dead. #girlboss
D: damn yes Louiza keep the fanfics going L: On it. *writes so many scenarios of her bestfriend with a boy*
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.