She's a really cute person and extremely talented. Queen of debate. She can even write songs, fanfics, whatever u name it. Really supportive and kind. Mess with her and you're dead. #girlboss
D: damn yes Louiza keep the fanfics going L: On it. *writes so many scenarios of her bestfriend with a boy*
A Leiza is gorgeous, intelligent, mysterious, hilarious, athletic, out-going and creative, yet she is also tough, street-smart, Experienced, brave, enduring and mainly a wonderful woman. Nothing and Nobody can compare to a leiza in any aspect.Mess with a Leiza or her family, you with regret being born.
This excellent stunt, is where you spread someone's buttcheeks apart, and place salsa (mild or hot) in the butthole and proceed to eat the salsa with your tortilla chips or Fritos Scoops.
mmm I sure could go for and esteban loaiza right about now
An amazing girl that’s extremely talented especially in singing and dancing. She’s very beautiful but denies it 24/7. Usually short af. Adorable and squishy.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.