lochness monster 

The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.

Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.

lochness monster by LGRAWR September 1, 2006

Lochness Monster 

The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.

The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such

Lochness Monster by smithy85 December 9, 2008

lochness monster 

when a man's erection sticks out of the water halfways

Joey was embarrased when his "lochness monster" stuck out of the water at the pool party

lochness monster by jhsrugby4days May 3, 2011

Lochness Monster Bombs 

A mixture of Jose Cuervo, Monster Energy Drink, and Promethazine-codeine cough syrup in a shot glass and then downed like a motherfuckin badass

Ryan: Yo Rick i wanna do some drinkin
Rick: Straight up dawg lets do Lochness Monster Bombs

Lochness Monster Bombs by Ricky Murda January 19, 2010

loch ness monster 

A mythical creature said to live in a lake in Scotland. Keeps trying to get $3.50 from Chef's parents. Once dressed up as a Girl Scout to achieve said goal.

"No, you God damn Loch Ness Monsta, I ain't givin' you no three fitty!"

loch ness monster by J. Hasak October 14, 2003

Loch Ness Monster 

A Scottish naval submarine made to look like a Dinosaur that once appeared in the Loch Ness. It only resurfaced to verify its course.

The loch ness monster isn't after your $3.50 chef, it has no arms to get it

Loch Ness Monster by Raw Doggy May 9, 2010

Loch Ness Monster 

n. An abnormally long piece of human excrement, characterized by the tail end going down into the bottom of the bowl, and the head end breaking the surface of the water. A poop is only classified as such when it is in one continuous, unbroken piece. In many cases, the person responsible for the freak-poop is astounded by how much poop came out of them.

Pooper: "Holy Crap, dude, come check this out. I just crapped a Loch Ness Monster!"
Friend: "Oh my gosh, what the hell did you eat?"

Loch Ness Monster by drobert January 9, 2010