Lochlond

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Lochlond is a super smart man but at times has no common sense. A sensitive person who is sweet to others but sometimes doesn’t know when he takes things too far.

Lochlond is my best friend.

Lochlond by Millsie1628 December 28, 2025

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lochland

one of the best kids you’ll ever meet, and i’m talking fr. lochlands have got to be the most loyal people and not to mention insanely fun to be around. be friends with a lochland.

that kid seems chill
oh shit ya that’s lochland

lochland by madisongauthierlol August 10, 2019

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Locklond

The sexiest man ever to walk to face of the earth! He has crazy sexy blond curly hair, he is super jacked, and the nicest guy you will ever meet!

“I wish I could hookup with that hunk of a man Locklond!”

Locklond by Asdfghjnbvz February 15, 2022

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Locklond

Locklond or Locke is a awesome guy with a penis the size of a uhaul! It’s not only as long as a uhaul, but like a uhaul, it’s “been around”! Definitely take advantage of any guy named Locke, especially if he has blond curly hair!!

Lady 1“Locklond’s dick last night was like a 13 cart train going in and out my ass all night!!”
Lady 2 “I wish I could fuck a Locke too!”

Locklond by Asdfghjnbvz February 15, 2022

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Lochlynd

An annoying person who gets off to toy trains and has 4 boyfreinds in the fanfiction Josh and co

Person one "Dude did you see Lochlynd over there?"
Person two "Yeah I did I tried to get me to touch his trains"

Lochlynd by JasperHasABigDick April 8, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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