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local ass bitch 

A person that can't make it out of the city he/she was born in.
Man you a local ass bitch. Never seen you in Paris fucking lab ass mofo.
local ass bitch by Maybelline69 April 21, 2014

local bitchasses 

what you call your close group of friends
“have you seen my local bitchasses?”
“yeah, they just went outside
local bitchasses by Big Taestee November 12, 2019

a loyal bitch

Smh I need a Loyal Bitch

Tom: we're they at tho?
a loyal bitch by Kk5 January 18, 2015

Local Swimming Pool Bitching 

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.
Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog